{"id":193,"date":"2013-07-21T00:51:33","date_gmt":"2013-07-21T00:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/growingupwithtorah.com\/?p=193"},"modified":"2020-08-20T23:30:37","modified_gmt":"2020-08-20T23:30:37","slug":"the-lev-aryeh-chumrah-song-vs-the-aveirah-song-a-common-theme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/growingupwithtorah.shmuelelbinger.com\/index.php\/2013\/07\/21\/the-lev-aryeh-chumrah-song-vs-the-aveirah-song-a-common-theme\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lev Aryeh Chumrah Song Vs. the Aveirah Song, A Common Theme?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Aveirah Song\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h1-f9p4kmbg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Chumrah Song\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WfFyBqN8kW8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n<h1>From Aveirahs to Chumrahs in 60 Seconds<\/h1>\n<p>If you read my long meandering About page, you may know that I learn with guys at Yeshivas Lev Aryeh. Amongst the minor financial rewards, and great spiritual rewards, are the minor perks, like spying on the creative process involved with putting together <a title=\"A Need to be Negative\" href=\"http:\/\/www.levaryeh.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lev Aryeh&#8217;s<\/a> famous new viral youtube videos, the Purim release <a href=\"www.youtube.com\/watch?v=h1-f9p4kmbg\u200f\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Aveirah Song<\/a>, and the new just for fun summer release: <a href=\"www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WfFyBqN8kW8\u200f\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Chumrah Song<\/a> &#8211; the official sequel to The Aveirah Song. (Warning &#8211; Looking at youtube may be dangerous to your spiritual health, so probably it&#8217;s better to view them using the links below. I put the lyrics for both of the songs at the bottom of the post as an extra service.)<\/p>\n<h2>The Aveirah Song\u00a0 \u00a0vs.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/growingupwithtorah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Lev-Aryeh-The-Chumrah-Song.mp4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lev Aryeh &#8211; The Chumrah <\/a>S<a href=\"http:\/\/growingupwithtorah.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Lev-Aryeh-The-Chumrah-Song.mp4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ong<\/a><\/h2>\n<p><br \/>I got a gander at lots of silly clips that didn&#8217;t make it into the video. I heard how the donkey was obtained, and then made a hasty retreat when the baby tried to nuzzle me. (I&#8217;m ok with animals I guess, but I didn&#8217;t want it to eat my <em>tzitzis<\/em>. And as Dr. Suess said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not your Mommy.&#8221;)<br \/>More interestingly, I read the first draft of the new song, written by &#8220;B,&#8221; and was privy to hear some of the weeding process (A lot of the lines were too <em>lomdish<\/em> &#8211; to obscure &#8211; for the uneducated masses). &#8220;B,&#8221; (who I&#8217;m sure wouldn&#8217;t mind if I disclosed his first name but still I didn&#8217;t get permission) is the head talent behind the videos. He&#8217;s the producer, writer, director, and main actor for the character he created. He&#8217;s got a good, <em>yiddeshe kop<\/em>, not just for silliness, but as a solid &#8220;learner.&#8221; The man has a notebook on <em>Baba Basra<\/em> as thick as a phone book. He&#8217;s not just a <em>letz<\/em> (clown).<\/p>\n<h3>The Lesson Behind the Lev Aryeh Videos<\/h3>\n<p>So I pointed out to him &#8220;I love how the character is still the same guy&#8230; I mean, he hasn&#8217;t learned anything really &#8211; before he was bragging about his big <em>aveirahs<\/em>, and now he&#8217;s bragging about his big <em>chumrahs<\/em>. No real spiritual development there. He&#8217;s still a show-off.&#8221;<br \/>B. concurred. &#8220;You&#8217;re one of the only guys who gets this!&#8221; he affirmed, (It was early on in the game.) &#8220;That&#8217;s really the whole idea.&#8221;<br \/>The contrast between the two videos is <em>shtark mussar<\/em> (a real lesson) for us all. The point is not to put down, malign or deride any particular group of people (unlike some satirical Jewish blogs may or may not think) &#8211; just ask the boys. It&#8217;s just done in silliness, a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down&#8230;. but the hidden message is deep, yet right in our faces.<br \/>We laugh at the character in the vid, but how much of our behavior is driven by our deeper values, and how much of it is moved by a need for approval or ego gratification? Are all of our <em>mitzvahs<\/em> so completely<em> l&#8217;shmah<\/em> (for the sake of heaven) &#8211; sometimes even our <em>aveirahs<\/em> aren&#8217;t<em> l&#8217;shmah<\/em> (for their own sake)! B.&#8217;s character is really funny, and the songs and videos are extremely entertaining, but the message hits close to home. <em>&#8220;Eizah hu chacham, ha&#8217;lomed m&#8217;kol adam.&#8221; Who is wise, one who learns from every man&#8230;\u00a0<\/em><br \/>This includes what not to do from the videos&#8217; character, and it includes the wisdom of the young Lev Aryeh <em>bachrim <\/em>behind him.<\/p>\n<h2>The Aveirah Song Lyrics:<\/h2>\n<p>Every song needs an introduction&#8230; because&#8230;<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>A song without an introduction,<br \/>Is like chicken soup without no lukshen,<br \/>My producer just looked at me and nodded,<br \/>I think he wants me to get started.<br \/>Testing, testing, aintz tzvai, drai<br \/>I eat a gid hanasheh every bite,<br \/>I put on my left shoe before my right,<br \/>You think I don&#8217;t do aveiros? Don&#8217;t even wonder,<br \/>I never make a brucheh when I hear the thunder,<br \/>My wife wears a sheitel, not a tichel,<br \/>I eat the herring without the kichel,<br \/>I drink every night ad delo yudeh,<br \/>I never sing zemiros at the shabbos sudeh,<br \/>I hang around with a goyishe oilem,<br \/>I never do bikur cholim,<br \/>Yeah I hang out with goyim vus iz nisht gemalet,<br \/>I don&#8217;t put on my paper, beis samech daled.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>I spoke to my goyishe friend named Boris,<br \/>He wrote me up this little chorus,<br \/>It breaks up the song so it doesn&#8217;t get boring,<br \/>And now we&#8217;ll continue with the recording.<br \/>I go to shul and I&#8217;m just chillin,<br \/>I only put on one pair of tefillin,<br \/>I never cry when I go to levayos,<br \/>I eat the matzah, less than a kezayis,<br \/>I don&#8217;t even care about chulev stam,<br \/>I don&#8217;t even like be&#8217;er mayim chayim,<br \/>I go to the games with Derek Jeter,<br \/>I always get married during sefira,<br \/>I do aveiros, oid ve&#8217;oid,<br \/>I never go on trips on chol hamo&#8217;ed,<br \/>I never daven tefillah be&#8217;tzibur,<br \/>I listen to the tapes, from Justin Bieber.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>I cruise around in my &#8217;05 Taurus,<br \/>Blasting out the second chorus,<br \/>I feel like I&#8217;m rocking up the whole joint,<br \/>And now we&#8217;re at the halfway point.<br \/>I&#8217;m such a goy, vus hut du getracht,<br \/>I learn the gantzeh nittel nacht,<br \/>Chassidim and rebbes are not my types,<br \/>I wear the tzitzis without the stripes,<br \/>I always say lashon hara,<br \/>All my friends do avodah zara,<br \/>I&#8217;m such a tzioni, I sing Hatikva,<br \/>I don&#8217;t even pay when I use the mikva,<br \/>I changed my name to Sam, from Shmuel,<br \/>I don&#8217;t even like Eretz Yisrooel,<br \/>I don&#8217;t ask for a shidduch when I go to Amukah,<br \/>I give more than a choimesh to tzedukeh,<br \/>I use the Internet for the news,<br \/>I do birkas kohanim with my shoes.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>Don&#8217;t turn it down, don&#8217;t ignore us,<br \/>Listen up to the final chorus,<br \/>I haven&#8217;t yet showed you all my cards,<br \/>Mir halt shoin by the line fun twenty yards.<br \/>I do shnayim mikra without the targum,<br \/>When I see an Amaleiki I would never harg him,<br \/>I&#8217;m the biggest ba&#8217;al aveiros in the velt,<br \/>I never give my kids any chanuka gelt,<br \/>My esrog is always full of black dots,<br \/>I always make a brucheh when I wash urchatz,<br \/>I eat in the sukkah on Sh&#8217;mini Atzeres,<br \/>I toivel in the mikvah holding a sheretz,<br \/>By Haman&#8217;s name I always cheer,<br \/>By shulem zuchers I only drink root beer,<br \/>By the Purim shpiel I never laugh,<br \/>For afikomen I use the smaller half,<br \/>I only drink gimmel koises,<br \/>I eat tons of marror without charoises,<br \/>Rosh Hashana by simanim I eat the shvantz,<br \/>By my chasunah I had an aveirah tantz.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>Too much of your time I&#8217;m already spending,<br \/>So now I&#8217;m gonna take you to the ending,<br \/>I hope you like and I hope you enjoy,<br \/>This song about a yid who thinks he&#8217;s a goy.<\/p>\n<h2>The Chumrah Song Lyrics:<\/h2>\n<p>I never shave, not even with a trimmer,<br \/>I keep the Three Weeks ah gantzeh zimmer,<br \/>I bring a mezuzah wherever I travel,<br \/>I tie knots in my tzitzis so it doesn&#8217;t unravel,<br \/>I am so frum, that everyone is jealous,<br \/>I say lashon hara all day, lito&#8217;eles,<br \/>I switched tuna bagels for cream cheese and lox,<br \/>When I see a car on Shabbos, I throw at it rocks,<br \/>If a lady is driving I never yield,<br \/>When the Rebbe throws apples I play left field,<br \/>I don&#8217;t learn gemara &#8216;cuz goyim lived in Bavel,<br \/>I cover all my mirrors just in case I&#8217;m an avel.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>I didn&#8217;t look in a thesaurus,<br \/>So I have no words to put in the chorus,<br \/>I&#8217;ll just tell you more &#8217;bout what a tzaddik I am,<br \/>All of the mitzvos that I&#8217;m mekayem.<br \/>When I go to the mikvah I turn off the heater,<br \/>I don&#8217;t even know who is Derek Jeter,<br \/>And when I go to the mikvah, to make sure it cleanses,<br \/>I pull out my teeth and take out my lenses,<br \/>If my wife boils water that&#8217;s not Badatz,<br \/>I make her buy a new set of pots,<br \/>I don&#8217;t put chrein on fish, of any species,<br \/>&#8216;Cuz I&#8217;m choishesh for bishul, even from kli shlishis,<br \/>If I see a sheretz I would never touch him,<br \/>&#8216;Cuz when mashiach comes I&#8217;ll have to eat kodshim,<br \/>Between fish and meat I drink a bottle of bourbon,<br \/>I knocked down my whole house, zecher l&#8217;churban.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>As you can tell, I&#8217;m Hassidic,<br \/>So I don&#8217;t know how to write a lyric,<br \/>So I&#8217;ll just sing, and you&#8217;ll get a rush of,<br \/>Respect for me, &#8216;cuz I&#8217;m so chashuv.<br \/>I stole a diamond ring from my Tante Bailah,<br \/>Just to be mekayem &#8220;Vehaishiv es hag&#8217;zailah&#8221;,<br \/>I eat chulent yeder murgen, mitt-tug, un nacht,<br \/>I walk in the ga&#8217;as with my oigen farmacht,<br \/>I teach my kids that ham is mee&#8217;yis,<br \/>I don&#8217;t mish on Paiysach, or Sikkis, or Shvee&#8217;is,<br \/>Pesach Sheini I use a new set of keilim,<br \/>I don&#8217;t play chess, &#8216;cuz the king has a tzeilim,<br \/>I don&#8217;t eat marror, &#8216;cuz I&#8217;m choishesh for bugs,<br \/>When I see my bubby I don&#8217;t give her hugs,<br \/>My shiur for matzah is fifty k&#8217;beitzim,<br \/>I sit down everywhere, that&#8217;s not a moishav leitzim.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>There&#8217;s a goy named Boris, but I don&#8217;t know him,<br \/>So he didn&#8217;t write for me a poem,<br \/>Instead I got help from a yid named Baruch,<br \/>To write my own chelek of Shulchan Aruch.<br \/>When my wife buys a sheitel I pour on it bleach,<br \/>On the maps in my house I cross out the beach,<br \/>I daven shiminessra for at least an hour,<br \/>I wear my koppel when I take a shower,<br \/>I beat up my kid if he&#8217;s not the best in his kittah,<br \/>Everything I do, I do it b&#8217;shittah,<br \/>By Reishis Hagez I give more than reishis,<br \/>By Aishes Chayil I don&#8217;t say &#8220;Aishes&#8221;,<br \/>In the sukkah I make sure to keep my toes in,<br \/>By the Kosel I rip everyone&#8217;s hoizen,<br \/>L&#8217;chumrah, I made all my kids become gayrim,<br \/>Every day I put like ten people in cheirim.<br \/>CHORUS<br \/>I really didn&#8217;t write anything for this one,<br \/>Yada bada booda, something something&#8230;<br \/>On my phone I have an anti-Internet app,<br \/>And from now on I don&#8217;t sing my songs in rap.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Aveirahs to Chumrahs in 60 Seconds If you read my long meandering About page, you may know that I learn with guys at Yeshivas Lev Aryeh. Amongst the minor financial rewards, and great spiritual rewards, are the minor perks, like spying on the creative process involved with putting together Lev Aryeh&#8217;s famous new viral &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/growingupwithtorah.shmuelelbinger.com\/index.php\/2013\/07\/21\/the-lev-aryeh-chumrah-song-vs-the-aveirah-song-a-common-theme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Lev Aryeh Chumrah Song Vs. the Aveirah Song, A Common Theme?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[7,11,26],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":154,"url":"https:\/\/growingupwithtorah.shmuelelbinger.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/11\/i-wish-i-was-someone-else\/","url_meta":{"origin":193,"position":0},"title":"I Wish I Was Someone Else&#8230;","date":"June 11, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"so I could be sameach b'chelki (happy with my lot\/portion). 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